No, it's not Mother's Day. Nor is it her birthday. Just an ordinary day. But, with a mother like mine, everyday is extraordinary.
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There she is. The one and only. This woman, my mother, is a miracle worker. |
She has always tried to teach me all of the important values that were instilled in her as a child.
Yet, signs of my rebellion started at an early age.
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Look at me, barely out of the womb and already sitting on older boys' laps. |
She taught me many of life's most important lessons:
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"You can never be too safe." |
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"Exercise or you'll get fat." |
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"Don't rely on men to fix things." |
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"When in doubt, accessorize." |
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"When it comes to make-up, less is more." |
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"Humility is your best quality." |
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As I continued to grow, we grew further and further apart. |
In highschool, I started hanging out with a baaaad crowd.
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Look at us, throwing out gang symbols. |
Once I joined the chess team, I really started to spiral out of control.
But there was my mom, still by my side.
Finally, that fateful day came when I went off to college and it was time to let go of her baby.
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As we hugged goodbye, she told me to always remember: |
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Liquor makes girls dance and drop their pants.
Despite all that wisdom inculcated in me from day one, I still find myself hanging on the occasional street corner.
Sorry Mom!